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Rica's Past (Survive the Night Parody)

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Published: Dec 11, 2014

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Marionette: *has finished doing his show and takes an inahler* Being a host of Prize Corner is tiring...

Rica Cheetah: *giggle* Not to me, since I'm energetic! *under her breath* Show-offer....

Marionette: Hey, Rica?

Rica: Yes~?

Marionette: You said you didn't glitch that changed your personality. So what did?

Rica:....

Marionette: Rica?

(2005, The FazPizza Restuarant)

*a female employee is working nightshift at 12am*

*some singing is heard*

Female Nightguard: Hm?

Lets try to make it right
don't wanna start a fight

And were so sorry if we give you all a little fright..
Were not so scary if you
see us in the daylight

You'll be so happy as long as you survive the night...

Lets try to make it right
don't wanna start a fight

And were so sorry if we give you all a little fright..
Were not so scary if you
see us in the daylight

You'll be so happy as long as you survive the night...

hey there! how ya doin'?
Nice to meet you are you new in town?
don't think I've seen you before,
it's so great to see new faces around!

and if ya like, I can give a tour
of our enchanting wonderland
new and improved
Without the doors!

there's no escape, but then who would want to leave?
Its a fantastical paradise, and its not make-believe!
I'm so glade to have another member of the band...
your one of us now, so let me take you by the hand!

BUT WHAT IS THAT I SPY?
WITH MY ROBOTIC EYES?
I THINK I SEE A BIT OF FLESH INSIDE THE NEW GUY!
MAYBE HE ISN'T EVERYTHING THAT HE SEEMS...
TIME TO INVESTIGATE WHATS UNDERNEATH THE SEAMS!

Lets try to make it right
don't wanna start a fight

And we're so sorry if we give you all a little fright..
We're not so scary if you
see us in the daylight

You'll be so happy as long as you survive the night...

Lets try to make it right
don't wanna start a fight

And we're so sorry if we give you all a little fright..
We're not so scary if you
see us in the daylight

You'll be so happy as long as you survive the night...

Forgive me for being suspicious
mischiefs not on my brain
We're programmed to be pragmatic
if someone messes with the mainframe

Its not that we don't trust you, we do!
(we love you too...)
its just that here at Freddy's
...we have a few rules...

Nightguard: *is grabbed by Toy Bonnie and dragged out* AAAAHHHH!!!!!

AND IF YOU BREAK THEM WE'LL HAVE TO BREAK YOU, LIKE YOU BROKE OUR HEARTS, WE'LL BE FORCED
TO REWIRE YOU AND REPAIR YOUR DAMAGED PARTS!!!!

Now you wouldn't want that..and frankly, neither would I, but sometimes to do some good you've gotta be the bad guy..
IN THIS WORLD, WE PLAY...WE HOPE THAT YOU WILL STAY...AND WE WILL THROW A MOST ELETRICFYING SOIREE!
FORMAL ATTIRE, IS REQUIRED, FOR YOU TO TAKE PART...YOU'VE GOT SOME SKINS THAT NEEDS REMOVING BEFORE WE START...

Lets try to make it right...
don't wanna start a fight...

And were so sorry if we give you all a little fright..
We're not so scary if you
see us in the daylight

You'll be so happy as long as you survive the night...

Lets try to make it right!
don't wanna start a fight...

And were so sorry if we give you all a little fright..
We're not so scary if you...
see us in the daylight....

You'll be so happy as long as you survive the night...

Nightguard: *is found in the cameras stuffed in a animatronic suit, dead*

Lets try to make it right!
don't wanna start a fight...

And were so sorry if we give you all a little fright..
We're not so scary if you...
see us in the daylight....

You'll be so happy as long as you survive the night...

Lets try to make it right...
don't wanna start a fight...

And were so sorry if we give you all a little fright..
Were not so scary if you
see us in the daylight

You'll be so happy as long as you survive the night...

I'm sure you'll survive...just as long as you don't break the rules...and play nice...and I'm sure that we will all get along...the best of friends...forever....

(Present)

Marionette: Rica!

Rica: Yeah?

Marionette: *annoyed sigh*

*That night, a new nightguard (Liz) is hired)

Rica: *is touring her around* And that's it! As long as you get this place secure, you'll be fine! And, I'm sure you'll survive...Just, don't break the rules...and play nice......and I'm sure they will all get along....They'll be the best of friends....*leaves the nightguard in the office, into the Game Area just as the Show Stage camera goes to static, as BonBon (Toy Bonnie) leaves the stage*...Forever...